Porta Puzzle

Ok guys here is a puzzle for you, I just sent the following and asked if I could understand what he is, he sits in a jar carried on a forklift, do not know if it means something, but I thought would add Incase, see if you can understand as I tried it and it completely baffled me. There are clues and the end is a short list of what it is not. Let me, I know that you can understand.
> Indices:
> Usually, it is soft to the touch
> It has a head and a top
> It comes from two places - one is 1-0-0-1-9
> She has eyes, but no VISION
> It is composed of solids, liquids and gases
> It can be used as a holder
> It is old,
> It's age is unknown
> The time, it becomes less useful
> You can be part of this
> It is not what it is
> It can fit inside the Kan
Portions> thereof may be brittle
> It smells good
> Everything is color
> Translucent
> It can be purchased
> Form the function
> Es ist nicht Deutsch - It is not German
> It has parts but it is known as one
> Available on eBay for $ 1 and move more
> There is no longer
> Some are known to be blown, it is not
People> used to collect
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> What it is not:
> Snowman
> Cologne
Toilet paper>
> Room in bag
> Concert Tickets 2 Hip
Case> Blue
> Low Toilet flush
Diving Equipment>
Sippers Bunny>
> Chile
Beer> Keg
TapMan> Shoes
Grandfather Clock>
Pocket Watch>
> Beer Cooler
> BoyPillow SpringLazy
> $ 10,000 Shopping Spree
> Shirts
> Ottoman
Swing> outdoor
> Big Bag of AC Tire money
John Cook>
> EMS Quality Technician

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