Kicker Comp 12

Each season brings a wealth of disappointing events to almost every fan of college football. After all, there is only one champion. Coping with disappointment is difficult for most, but it is a way of life for football fans who happened to attend a school dedicated to basketball. The disappointment is particularly difficult for fans of those teams who are used to beat everyone. Following upset losses, these fans are in a position of uncertainty and have trouble controlling their morning coffee.



It is reasonable to be disappointed after his favorite team loses. It is unreasonable to throw stones at the car of the ref. Some people are devoted to football and football where they can down, they go into a deep emotional freefall called Dedication.

Signs of depression include Dedication more acute when the favorite team loses. People suffer, but sometimes entire states mope around for weeks and can not work after their team lays an egg on the ground. Ohio State, Penn State, Nebraska, Texas, and all major programs have failed in their own expectations to a point. The teams over a loss, but the emotional attachment to the team's fan suffers damage as daily life becomes a challenge.

The San Andreas fault could run across the field Cal Bears at home, but the real earthquakes took place earlier this season, thousands of miles away in central Michigan. The bomb crater that was the big house is still smoldering. Not far away, in South Bend, IN quakes occur more than once invincible fighting Irish rose to a stunning 1-7 mark.

The cloud that still hangs over Ann Arbor smells of smoke and stale beer. Michigan needs a good wind. Michigan fans need help. Recovery from the embarrassment of losing unexpectedly and do before a television audience is a difficult task. Following their dramatic loss to someone called Appalachian State Blue corn treated their fans in the next week another big flop - this time to a team badly dressed words (Oregon). This proved too much to bear. Coping skills are underdeveloped went to Ann Arbor. Inability to manage efficiently with the failure of football raises questions of trial and sanity - which, curiously, applies to the winners and losers.

What follows is a 12-step plan for the dedicated fan. These steps are key to enjoying life after a loss especially disappointing. These measures involve increasing levels of difficulty. So follow along, learn the descriptions and regain control of your life! This plan has been designed to work in one week, do not give up!

1. Admit to powerless over my football - The team admit that my life is to be unmanageable.

If you're in this position, your life is unimaginable. Witness these body parts to the paint colors of the team. Why would anyone do that - especially cold autumn evenings? Most academics are nursing homes halfway dressed as clinics where they can not say, half of which most people are heading for. Invite pneumonia is not good for the GPA and the beer is not better. Alums do not handle this any better than the students as many really did not want to graduate anyway.

Impotence on the passion of football is a threat to their well-being. Do not spend the rent at the bar has always been a challenge - especially for fans of Illinois. We must depend on friends to spend their money on you rent at the helm. Then go home. It is a necessary life skill.

2. The belief in a power greater than myself that will restore reason.

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